A: Sam, what is Walmart?
S: Icky Gross
A: That's right. And what is Target?
S: Wicked awesome.
C: Where does food go when you put it into your mouth?
S: Down my belly and into my stinky diaper.
A: That pizza was crap
S: It wasn't crap, it was awesome.
A: Chris, that's because you're stupid.
S: Daddy's not stupid, he's funny.
C:(Listening to music in the car) Hey, let's rock out.
S: No daddy don't. It's dangerous to rock out.
C: Where are gonna go to school?
S: Hmmm, BY Woo.
C: Did you have a bad dream last night?
S: Yes
C: What was it about?
S: Eyeballs.
Chris's Mom: Let's get your shoes on so we can go outside.
S: I don't need shoes, I have my feet.
S: (After the opening hymn at church) That was a good song.
S: (Eating a breadstick in the car) I'm going to eat it...all...gone.
We've also done nice things, like telling him about the temple. We told him that you go there to get married and be baptized for dead people. The first time he saw the temple he said "I want to get married." Now he will just randomly start telling anyone that "we go to the temple to get married and baptize by proxy."
Oh, how I love my Sam.